Whilst the other Awkward Avengers stare at hot female superheroes as they walk by and try not to get caught gawking at their all powerful "assets", Hoverman has his sights set on one specific superhero. Her name; Gypsy Woman. This was not a name given to her by choice of course, she originally went by...well that's not important. What's important is that her useless superpower is revealing horoscopes for those in need. Hoverman does not want to reveal that this is the female he wants to be part of the Awkward Avengers because she comes from the planet known as Oblivion. A planet that most Superheroes don't waste their time with because, well to be honest; shit don't make sense up there. This is a planet which is under the control of the evil and influential beast known as The Hipster. The Hipster is always one step ahead (mainly when it comes to fashion) and has the useless superpower of peer pressure. This villainous beast even has an assistant known as Philosophon who has the power of confusion with big medusa-like hair, but with not-so-threatening blowfish instead of snakes...Anywho, being as vague as she is, Hoverman knows that Gypsy Woman has the power and the "Oh no you dih'unt" attitude that the Awkward Avengers need in order to defeat the Villainous Racecard at his game. He just needs to figure out a way to bring the forces of these two planets together to form the ultimate alliance.
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